Whenever I hear people attack the US, I think of this scene from The
Life of Brain:
FRANCIS:
We're gettin' in through the underground heating system here, up through into the main audience chamber here, and Pilate's wife's bedroom is here. Having grabbed his wife, we inform Pilate that she is in our custody and forthwith issue our demands. Any questions?
COMMANDO XERXES:
What exactly are the demands?
REG:
We're giving Pilate two days to dismantle the entire apparatus of the Roman Imperialist State, and if he doesn't agree immediately, we execute her.
MATTHIAS:
Cut her head off?
FRANCIS:
Cut all her bits off. Send 'em back on the hour every hour. Show them we're not to be trifled with.
REG:
And of course, we point out that they bear full responsibility when we chop her up, and that we shall not submit to blackmail!
COMMANDOS:
No blackmail!
REG:
They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
LORETTA:
And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG:
Yeah.
LORETTA:
And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG:
Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!
XERXES:
The aqueduct?

REG:
What?
XERXES:
The aqueduct.
REG:
Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
COMMANDO #3:
And the sanitation.
LORETTA:
Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
REG:
Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
MATTHIAS:
And the roads.
REG:
Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
COMMANDO:
Irrigation.
XERXES:
Medicine.
COMMANDOS:
Huh? Heh? Huh...
COMMANDO #2:
Education.
COMMANDOS:
Ohh...
REG:
Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
COMMANDO #1:
And the wine.
COMMANDOS:
Oh, yes. Yeah...
FRANCIS:
Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
COMMANDO:
Public baths.
LORETTA:
And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
FRANCIS:
Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
COMMANDOS:
Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
REG:
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
XERXES:
Brought peace.
REG:
Oh. Peace? Shut up!
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What have the Americans ever done for us? Don't get me wrong, I like to rib the Americans too, but that is where I draw the line. I know that when we need them, they will be there for us. Before Canada fell on its face, we would always help our friends somehow, and don't forget that our Queen supports the Americans. The UN has done what to help the world? What has Kofi Annan done to make the world a safer place? Talk, that’s all we hear out of the useless, ineffective, morally bankrupt bunch of blowhards! I have no faith in the United Nations, remember the League of Nations? Soon it will be as relevant as that old organization.

Which Biological Molecule Are You?

You are a steroid. You're a special kind of
inter-nuclear hormone and have direct,
immediate effects on the near future; you are
pumped up, ready to go, and excite the people
around you into action. You can also cause
cancer.


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The Great White North

What has happen to our Great White North? Doug and Bob would be so sad, or else drunk, or both. I think the decline started after World War II and is on a steady downward cycle every since. When we look at our corrupt government that has no concept of being corrupted, to the moral decay, we see a downward spiral unable to stop.

Adrienne Clarkson is an example of the corruption and total distain of a government official. Her conduct since becoming Govern General has proven how out of touch with the real world she is. Her corruption and waste is not unusual in the government of Canada. The trouble is that it is the norm.

Anti-war This

Mass grave of women and children uncovered in Iraq. If they had had their way, that type of mass murder would still be going on." Tony Blair. Hans Blix : World not any safer. What has the UN done to make the world a safer place?
What as Hans done to make the world a safer place? Why couldn't this guy figure out that there was no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? He was too busy blaming other people for his poor job. I also notice that other US enemies also like Hans. He had been outwitted by the Iraqis. What a dumb ass, blow hard, big mouth, know nothing ahole!

Hate Crimes

Wage war on the hate crimes. No amount of violence prohibited. Whatever is necessary to make my will yours! Hippocraps!!!

Alice Says:

Quote
“If you are listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you are a bigger moron than they are,” said rock star Alice Cooper a month ago. "To me, that's treason. I call it treason against rock 'n' roll because rock is the antithesis of politics. Rock should never be in bed with politics," "Besides," he continued, "when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn't already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that's a good reason right there to vote for Bush."

Anti-Americanism Why?

I can see why Europeans hate the US, but why are so many Canadians wrathful? Arnold Beichman has an interesting take on why the Western Europeans hate the US, but why is there so much hatred from the Canadians? I can't understand all the hate filled language. What has the US done to earn such loathing? Maybe someone can share that knowledge with me. As a Canadian I have fun teasing my American friends, but I don’t hate Bill Clinton or other lefties. I disagree with their philosophy, but I would never call them stupid or idiots. I guess it comes down to respect, some have it and others don’t.

Better Watch Out

Congratulations! You're TV's Samurai, Master of
Ancient Oriental Stuff! The token Asian
SuperFriend, you are inscrutable and
mysterious, following the ancient way of the
samurai ... Well, OK, half the shit you say is
taken from your ass instead of Far Eastern
Tradition. In fact, I don't think the samurai
actually had anything to do with magic, but
that's your primary schtick. Hmmm. Well. You're
still Mysterious! And Inscrutable!


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A Time For Change

I live in the Communist North, or you may know it better as Canada. When we look back at history, we see a strong presents in the world for Canada. Whether it’s every major or minor war the world over, or when a disaster hits, we have proven time and again how tough and brave a Canadian is. We have proven, by deeds and words, that we are loyal friends. Every time Our Queen has called, we have answered the trumpet. Until now! What has happened to our once great land?
Our faithful and loyal neighbour was attacked and they used Canada to do this. When the call came we had so little to send. Although that little did do much, it was still far below what we ought to have sent. When a different threat was exposed, our politicians make every excuse not to help our neighbours, even siding with our oldest enemy France. It is time for our Queen to help us! Remove the traitorous men and women who call themselves our leaders! Queen Elizabeth we need your help.